December 2011
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FANGIRLING SO HARD FOR "MICKEY'S ONCE UPON A...
I can’t control my screaming rn. Omg.
Dec 31st
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Remember that one time when Anna Wintour referred...
saint-hymen:
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Sitting on my favorite beach having breakfast and...
Damn, I love Miami.
Dec 29th
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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OMG OMG OMFGGGGG!
JANUARY 20 - UNDERWORLD AWAKENING IN 3D dead.
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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my entire family woke up this morning and opened...
Cutest. fucking. Christmas. ever.
Dec 25th
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Merry Christmas everyone!!!! Love you all, tumblr...
J.Crew giftcards, Armani, money, Gaga X Terry book, and the usual random assortment of cow things (one of which is an AMAZING microwavable cozy plush that I’m hugging as I write this.
Dec 25th
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Omfg. They sell PEACH flavored Sunkist in Georgia. WTF EVEN. I AM IN LOVE.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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justin bieber’s lips look like pussy flaps.
Dec 24th
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this is absolute bullshit.
every single time we go on a damn family roadtrip, my shoe suitcase always has to be left behind. first Aaron’s shoe suitcase, THEN the random ass umbrellas. SO RUDE. i get no respect. this is definitely racism or some other form of discrimination. i’m sure of it.
Dec 23rd
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I hate Coral Gables but omfg. the hottest guy just walked in front of my car. all sweaty and looking like he’d just left dance practice or something with his sweats all sagging. unf. I better stop before run into something.
Dec 22nd
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HAYYYYY. Happy First Day of Winter, Bitchesssss.
its a lovely 72 degrees and rising here is the flaw free and fierce, Miami FL.
Dec 22nd
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sensualassault asked: I want my west back
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
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  honeyplz replied to your video: this poor wo/man. s/he has no butter and some… CHRISTMAS EVE…..ning. LMFAOOOOO. omg you have to stop. cant you see that poor thing is hurting.
Dec 22nd
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  katyperrysgreatesttits replied to your video: this poor wo/man. s/he has no butter and some… is he norways chris crocker wtf is his deal basically. but obviously 10x better.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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thatxlavenderxblonde: allyouladiespopyopussylikedis: AHAUUAHAJSAKHAILKJHGREUILFKJWEFDSHUIAJKAHAJKAHAAHAKHAAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T BREATHE i cant believe all you people laughing at him. this wo/man is a victim of the Norway ButterGate 2011. if it was happening in the US, i’d personally be sitting on the floor in the Walmart butter isle shaking and crying hysterically. ...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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my sister asked me if i knew who Mark was and i was like “KANEMURA? DUH. WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOAHHHHH?”
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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at the car dealership getting my sister's oil...
and this crazy ass old lady keeps pacing around me while im tryingggg to read. swear to god, ill trip her paranoid ass if she doesn’t sit her ass down. 
Dec 21st
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Watching a documentary on Bill Cunningham
And he was trying to take a pic of these two twin black girls and one flipped the fuck out. “DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF US! I’LL BREAK THAT FUCKIN CAMERA!”
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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people who you dont like who think that you like...
LAWLLLLLLLLLLLERSKATES.
Dec 21st
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Los Campesinos! | By Your Hand
And I’ve been dangling in limbo Barely keeping my cool It’s like I’m snookered tween the back cushion And touching the 8 ball I keep replaying my turn Until your patience is shot You peel your white gloves off seductively before you respond. Your fingertips leave marks and graze I lay you down atop the baize I’m not sure if it’s love anymore, but...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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mynamekyle: Anna Wintour describes the people she saw on a recent trip to Minnesota. i wish she were my grandmother or something. i would pay her. i would pay Anna Wintour to be one of my family members.
Dec 21st
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Dr. Who and a bunch of other UK shows are coming...
now i might finally grow an interest and figure out wtf a tardis is. (that word sounds fucking disgusting)
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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i imagine Gaga's orgasm sound to be a lot like...
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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  garunriot replied to your post: Aaron reporting here from Miami, Florida UGH I HATE YOU. lol. my niece just got in from nyc… bitching about 20 degrees or some shit bahahaaa.   aladdinsdick replied to your post: Aaron reporting here from Miami, Florida no cuz i’m in ft lauderdale…the weather has been perf lately ft. lauderdale? pfft. das lame.
Dec 20th