February 2012
THIS DAMN CAT JUST JUMPED IN MY TOILET. I AM SO...
Feb 25th
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  saint-hymen replied to your post: I just rolled over, on top of one of my cow stuffed animals, and it scared the shit out of me. pussy intense kissing/punching. always.
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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I just rolled over, on top of one of my cow...
OMG. I SCREAMED SO LOUD. Wtf is wrong with me?
Feb 24th
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Kylie Minogue Says New Album Is Coming In 2013 →
Feb 24th
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to all my hispanic followers
i just made maduros and they got stuck to the paper towel.  IM SO FUCKING MAD. 
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 22nd
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hotforhawking replied to your post: hotforhawking replied to your post: Happy National… Saturday oic. ill probably stop by. i just realized that i have an exam that opens on friday and closes on tuesday so i need to study… BUT, i might have some extra time to get my pachanga on.
Feb 22nd
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hotforhawking replied to your post: Happy National Margarita Day! YOU GOING TO THROW SOME MARGARITAS BACK AT MY PACHANGA? o shit. i totally forgot to respond to your text. its this Friday, right?
Feb 22nd
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Happy National Margarita Day!
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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pvlse: i really hope you get diarrhea  reblog if you know someone who deserves to get diarrhea
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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garunriot replied to your post: fuck forgiveness and fuck anyone who thinks that… I need to know where this is really going. side eyeing Rihanna and all these people in Chris Brown’s defense. 
Feb 21st
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fuck forgiveness and fuck anyone who thinks that forgiveness for a person who has committed spousal abuse is warranted. 
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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level6bird replied to your post: all cuddled up in my tub while reading International Economics Theory & Policy lol that is kinda sexy! if only u had a glass of wine lol. ill save that for next time. 
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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all cuddled up in my tub while reading...
i feel so scholarly and sexy rn  
Feb 20th
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I am not drunk enough for this.
Feb 19th
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spending Birthday Weekend #3 @ Universal Studios...
im supposed to see Kelly Clarkson in concert… i hope to god im shit faced by the time she hits the stage. 
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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watching hgtv. there’s this really hot spanish interior designer guy remodeling someones bedroom. he just hung a giant gold orangutan from the ceiling.
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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SON OF A FUCKING BITCH. THEY CUT APRIL AND KEPT...
Feb 16th
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ok. im sorry about my rant. im calming down now.
Feb 16th
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saint-hymen replied to your post: JUST WATCHED PROJECT RUNWAY ALL STARS EPISODE 4… “write an angry letter to lifetime” oh you’re white girl pissed boo, I think you need to take a step back… YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I THREW MY PHONE AND RAN TO TURN OFF THE EPISODE WHILE SCREAMING “I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL THIS IS BULLSHIT. FUCK YOU ALL.” i dont even know who got sent home. i just had to...
Feb 16th
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JUST WATCHED PROJECT RUNWAY ALL STARS EPISODE 4 AND I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT THIS FAT FUCKING IDIOT MICHAEL C. WON THE CHALLENGE OVER MONDO WITH A FUCKING SILK BATH ROBE. THIS IS NOT THE 1950’S AND HIS MODEL IS NOT MARILYN MONROE. THAT SHIT IS CHEAP AND DATED.  I AM SO MAD THAT I MIGHT JUST WRITE AN ANGRY LETTER TO LIFETIME.  ALSO. WHY THE HELL IS ISAAC MIZRAHI A RESIDENT JUDGE WHEN HE...
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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O SHIT. Lil Kim is on Watch What Happens Live.
Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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  mariokidd replied to your photo: I HAVE NO SHAME. faggotttt
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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  honeyplz replied to your post: honeyplz replied to your post: this is probably… I just found it x) It was Jay Leno I think! yupp!
Feb 13th
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honeyplz replied to your post: this is probably some Grammy official’s payback to Gaga for using their award as an m&m bowl. Wait, Gaga used a Grammy award as an M&M bowl? im pretty sure it was a grammy. it was on some late night talk show but i cant remember which one. 
Feb 13th
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this is probably some Grammy official's payback to...
i wanna see how they feel when Adele starts using hers as condiment bowls to dip her fries in. 
Feb 13th
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more importantly, im all out of tequila :(
guess ill be drinking plain ol’ tea before bed tonight.
Feb 13th
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